Planet of the Grapes

Aliens, fairies and murder, oh, my! 

In small-town Doyle, California, UFO abductions are a budding tourist attraction. So, when Susan Witsend brings a UFO festival to town, she’s ready for some well-deserved time in the sun. 

What she gets instead is the corpse of a UFO conspiracy theorist, brained with a bottle of local wine. 

Susan may be the owner of a UFO-themed B&B, but she doesn’t wish on stars to get what she wants. She’s a woman with a planner. Plan A) Milk the UFO festival for all it’s worth. Plan B) Stop lusting after her best-friend-turned-security-consultant, Arsen Holiday. Plan C) Solve a murder. 

But murder isn’t the only thing threatening Susan’s best-laid plans. Beset by alien protestors, aging nudists, and hidden secrets at every turn, Susan’s nearing her wits’ end. And now Plan D is to stay on the good side of a grumpy local sheriff. 

Susan may not have a clue, but she knows she wants a certain security consultant at her side when this killer goes supernova. 

Planet of the Grapes is audiobook 2 in the Wits’ End series of cozy mystery novels. If you like laugh-out-loud cozy mysteries, you’ll love Planet of the Grapes. Get cozy and start reading this quirky mystery today! 

"What's not to love? A convention of UFO enthusiasts goes terribly wrong and the owner of a UFO-themed bed & breakfast is busy cooking for her guests, falling for her best friend, and distressing local law enforcement with her meddling input. FUN!"

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Candy

" The characters are well done. The story had me hooked. The pace flowed. And the mystery was full of twists and turns.... I would recommend this book to anyone who likes clean, funny and quirky mysteries.

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Lidia

"Once you start this book, you cant get enough! The mystery this time in Doyle revolved around a UFO festival, and involved new characters, and some old favorites from the previous book. Incredibly intricate storyline, and characters with complicated stories of their own kept me at the edge of my seat, and a particular scene in the last two pages had me holding my breath, then exclaiming "YES!" out loud. Fantastically written book."

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Mary Moon

"Aut dicta commodi nostrum quidem delectus molestiae ad et ex odit."

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